Women Fight For Right To Join Al Qaeda

Damn these hoes are crazy! I mean I thought Al Qaeda didn't really have any morals besides just mindless killing... I mean I for one know that a woman is as capable as and more than capable.... of a job as men. but honestly. suicide?! What does that prove to your kids? Oh hey kids mommy loves god so she's gonna abandon you guys to go blow herself up now. But yeah, there are some things men can't do, for everything else there's Iraqi women.(ahhahah my little play on the mastercard commercials).......but srsly I don't see what women would gain by joining men in this......

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I'm gonna quit.

What's the fucking point of doing back-breaking labor if you're family sees it as something so nonchalant that they can just fucking ask for your check without any acknowledgment of your determination to make as much as possible. 60 hours and for what 40 bux and 12 dollar in hooker(tip) money. nuh-uh that's not how I roll. I'm quitting.

Today.

Woke up wayy too early(9:40).
took a hecka fast shower and peed out all my fluids before that.
printed out directions.
showed lai directions.
Lai said she knew where we were going.
30 feet from house I realize I was missing consent form.
We arrive I'm nervouse cuz I lost consent form.
We were in wrong parking lot. went to bus parking lot and turned a little until we found our spot. used cell phone in car in Police parking lot.
got in there.
couldn't pee no matter what.
Jewish People
Prank Calls
not sitting on counters
fucking up register again.

(Post) Independence Day.

Haha get it post, like a blog post! haha I kill myself. Poo so today started out kinda funny I woke up with the intention of not falling asleep cuz I had to be awake to direct the cable guy and stuff and then I just lay there in bed not doing anything really. I do that a lot these days. I really should get back to lifting weights but no one's forcing me. :P. Um anyways. Cable guy came, turned out it was his birthday and that it payed to miss mosque today else I wouldn't be able to post this on my blog tonight. Which reminds me I need to post my vlog from a few days back. God being an internet junkie and going 2 weeks without internet sans 2 30 minute relapses at the local internet cafe is hard! anyways After all that fiasco I delved into the wonderful wonderful world of the internet. and then I had to go to work. On a holiday. lame. But it was cool. Oh wait no it wasn't. The AC was broken and the thermometer stayed stuck on 90 degrees throughout the entire day. I knew I should have gone swimming today. Oh well. But yeah at work I was HELLLLLAAAA bored so I called Stephen and Patrick and chatted it up. Oh and today also started out great cuz I got my paycheck! $350 hoes! but yeah hard work = cold hard cash. :P. At work I stole some gold medal ribbon for Yam and Lai and gave this lady a 31 below whose cover I'd already licked. oops! :P. lol eww tongue. but yeah hte most eventful thing to happen today was the fact that asians came into our store after eating sushi(/irony) and like felt sorry for us and I was so grateful someone shared our pain.

Hey I got a question. Do you thank someone for tipping or do they do it out of altruism and thus don't want your thanks cuz they don't want you to know how good of a person they are. Like is the fundamental principle of tipping the anonymous-ness of who left the tip? Why can't I thank someone for that?

Anywho it's now the sixth and I've done nothing all day and it feels GREAT.