JM's room...

smells nice unlike mine, which reeks of afghan! lol. hmmm what to do what to do... I wish I could tell you how him and his posse sounded but I'm too busy drowing them out with MSI and stuff....

Watch this!

it's my hands!

So today.....

was fucking incredible! and I'm still full of chocolate!**and sugar!**
I woke up at like 6:50 Am **VERY early for myself** and before Clara could eat me again in her loving grasp I repented her and pushed her away! That dirty whore. So I just like sat on my bed for like 5 mintues not doing anything but fighting conciousness. Eventually I was like no FUCK IT and I just got up and got my shit together. I found my glasses put my RYLA paperwork into my backpack and told me dad lets head out. but then he was like wear a jacket and I was like no and he was like we're not leaving until you wear a jacket so I was liek fine! so i go upstairs to change and I realize I've bene wearing the same shirt two days in a row and today would mark day three so i was like fuck that and changed into a more festive shirt. sadly I didn't remmeber to wear my afghanistan t-shirt bcuz it was so early in the morning. So i just wore my shirt from morocco. then he was like you can't leave until you put your socks on and then I figured since we were walkign to costa verde anyways I didn't want to do it in flip flops so I wore my socks... on the way out I figured that I wouldn't eat that much today so I grabbed one of our bigass costco chocolate muffins and left. the car was freezing! but oh well. beauty is pain bi-otch! I write my note to Ms MArtinez in order to get my psp back from her in thecar and make it sound pretty profesional and shit and then have my dad sign it in the parking lot behind ms. veahrs old room....

So on the way to the attendence office I drop off my oreos in ms. fallons room and then drop off my RYLA shit to Ms. HArding. I can't let this oppurtunity slip! so yeah, after wards I meet up with hte homiez and like noo ne is there! its only like drew and michelle and aviva. **apparantly Tristan is in some alien land called Florida....** so then I help aviva find someone ot interview and then the bell rings and since we got nothing better to do we make our way to first period...

Fuck APUSH was the worst today Mr. Brown went coo-coo-cachoo by having us listen to his lecture on the day before break. crazy mofo. and then we watched a video on slavery... depresing... but it got better in second period!

We had a blast in second period. We gave Ms. Fallon her present **A gift card for some baby store** and filled up two whole trash bags of trash... like to the brim... I ate... one cupcake, 1 donut, 3 oreos, 1 mini brownie, 1 mini piece of mini cofee cake, and some awesome rice... but while I was going to the rice I totally let some napkins fall and then I put them back hoping no one saw**but they did**.... **but oh well** Oh yeah and I gulped(I hate any word involving food that starts with a g i.e. glutton, gut, etc etc) it all down wit some medium cold pepsi. yum. Oh yea hand me and ashley totally sand ns*ync and or backstreet boys and or ace of base.. I forgot!

then in period 3 we had a party but I didn't eat anything** and just like period 2 no one ate my brownies** so me, gilbert, kate, and marjyre, took HELLA pictures!
see:



In period 4 we decided to throw out party at Costa Verde so we walked and it was cool. Me and JM(John Milktoast) sand whatever songs came to our head at the moment as well as joining Jaron and David in whatever songs they were singing too! all was good. Oh yeah and I made Lisa my pimp daddy. :) or is it the other way around I'm not sure. anyways I watched Ethan JM and Tyler chow on lunch while I sat and chatted it up with them.(my tummy wwas full of sugar ande shit) then JM myself and Tyler played the Penis game(and talking about Superbad which DOESN'T suck.... that much)(.. Ethan wandered off somewhere...) anyways just as we got into Bristol Farms looking for some free samples we realized it was time to leave and we(the kids) were all present



we totally had a party and gave Ms. Fallon her gift. a giftcard to a baby store! yay!

Mr. Brown stalking me.

Al Gore

needs to shut the fuck up. we get it already earth is melting. now please shut the fuck up. no one cares anymore your 15 minutes of fame are over!

The things that made 2007 suck....

southern california fires - over 1,200 families without homes! lame!
Virginia Tech Shooting - what did those kids ever do to deserve that?
mother teresa gave up on god? wtf!?:

global warming!

Things that made 2007 great....

Youtube - for helping me waste countless hours of fun
Harry Potter - We will always miss you.
The Chinese lead toy recall - lol dem silly azns be trying to poison us! but no! we're too smart for that! and yet we're drinking water with flouride in it?!

Mother fucking iPhone - for revolutionizing the phone industry as we know it.
Ninendo Wii - cuz I gots one bi-otch!
That plane that carried nukes on its wings - lol just goes to show how vigilant we are in airport safety, no?
J.K. Rowlings shamless publicity - aka Dumbledore being gay...
Amy Winehouse - nuff said!
In Rainbows - Srsly great album
perez hilton - damn that guys funny!

The Twitchy Eyed Geisha....

So yesteday I was told to finish my homework before I went to volunteer at my mosque because I was being forced into going to some people's house right after mosque to geisha my face off. but before I get there lets talk about today.... Omfg APUSH was srsly the boringest it's been in a long long time and of couse I picked the seat right in the middle of class so Mr. Brown was totally staring me down today thus making it THAT MUCH HARDER to fall asleep... shit I gotta finish my concept map I'll finish this when I get home**after I edit Babel to cater to my tastes,,,**

WWOMH

gamble, superstition, Hedonist, sex, music, party, UCSB....

I wonder....

what life is like as a plant? I mean you don't feel any emotion and all you do in life is grow! so no one can ridicule you right?

WWOMH

Falling Leaves - Essay - (find) Congo) - Math - Read Psyche - APUSH

Ashy Feet!

I have them! what the hell! I thought only old people got ashy feet! what's wrong with me! god! I think its the fact that all I have been wearing throughout this freezing winter season is sandals. Maybe if I wore my shoes my feet would sweat more and they would be more moist? thus not ashy?

stanky stank!

EAR WAX! TRY IT YOU KNOW YOU WANNA! once after I dug who knows what out of my ear lodbe I went to go scratch a zit beneath my nose... as I inhaled(through my nose of course) I caught a good long wiff of ear wax residue... not pleasant smelling stuff...

hey wait! does this mean I have shit for brains?

tee-hee!

Stinky....

Pen ink! pen ink reeks! I wonder what secret magical formula is in it to make it smell so bad... but yeah add pen ink to my list of things that smell bad. It kinda smells like melted plastic.

you know what else smells?

the inside of your belly button! dig in your pinky finer and pull out and tell me what it smells like!

New segment: Whats Wriiten on my Hand. aka WWH!!!

todays message of the hand is:
front: pray
palm: blood adam

On smelly stuff....

how come when you buy gummy bears from Henry's the bears themselves don't smell like gummy bears and smell... "bad" but when you taste them they taste totally okay? this reminds me of that special deature on the USpersize me DVD where it showed what happened to mcdonalds fires after 11 weeks... absolutely nothing. makes you wonder how old those gummy bears are anyways, huh? Shit i totally slept through the victoria's secret fashion show. lame! oh well patrick recorded it. lol. ooo I think I will do a rundown of my friends later on this week. keep it here for details. :).

I didn't know it snowed in afghanistan! lol lucky!

www.ecyclopediadrammatica.com

for a god laugh head there.

Friends can be so...

Silly! lol. umm damn english studying is lame but I have an 87 percent which is damn good considering its Ms. Fallon! She grades hella crazy! Fuck in 5 and a half hours I have to go to APUSH :(. Ohhh I heard from someone in period 3 that Mr. Brown totally dissed Mr. Burketts style of DBQ's and that the entire left side of the room(who had Mr. Burkett last year) got HELLA quiet.
Don't you hate it when teachers expect you to copy down what their saying as their saying it? we're not all aspiring **insert whatever you call those people who work at courthouses and write down what everyone says** you know!
don't you hate it when people don't trust your links that you send them! I mean sure I have a reputation of being a total sleeze-bag. (Which I take in stride!) but like I'm not mean or anything. Like I won't trick you into clicking into a virus or anything dirty or shit like that. that's only for immature people who are like lol penis! lemme send this to my friends and get a kick out of it!


Oh yeah P.S.
this is awesome. :)

Today in Biology

I did nothing. Oh boy tonights the Victoria Secret Fashion Show! can't wait! buahh!! oh and patrick has a lot of ice cream! yay! but what if I turn lactose intolerant by saturday?

P.S. my freshman friends can't even stand the DEFINITION of thet word goatse, imagine if they saw it for themselves....

so yeah I'm outtie for now I need to go home and SLEEP!

P.P.S. did you know you can blog from school?

You know what really smells?

Underneath your nails... especially toe nails.. I just clipped my to nails and held my face to close to my foot and got a good whiff of Foot Ass Stench....

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Ugh Manic Mondays....

suck!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAiwrWUSJ3Q
**make sure that song is playing in the background as you read this**

but yeah the day started crappily, like my dad woke me up at like 7:00 and was like it's too late to go t oschool you shouldn't go to school your sister needs to go to school in a half an hour later... I groaned and said okay... I thought I was off the hook.... but then my mom woke up... she went beserk! she was like if someone put a needle in her foot or something... anyway I was too scared NOT to go to school so i did... and things didn't get better from there on out... I arrived at school generally early but not as early as I've been before (7:10)and like no one was there. Then aviva got there and started acting like a retarded flamingo, which i promptly told her she looked like.... sometime later Patrick arrived and we were all one retarded happy family.. oh and we saw Cathy too but looked away... lol... omg APUSH was sooo fucking boring today... so I decided to spend my time productively by not listening ot Mr. Brown's boring ass lecture and instead finish my AP Psyche journal due during period 4, :P and I did! I finished it with 10 minutes to spare! Now lemme just tell you that while i was writing my journal I was perky as hell but afterwards... in those 10 minutes.... nothing felt more inviting than my warm blanket and a nice soft pillow.... BEEP freedom, for now period 2 oh shit our essays our due like on Thursday right? and I didn't even get an outline or anything done yet! shit! Within the first 10 minutes we learned that they weren't due until next Tuesday! score! thank god for lazy teachers who don't want to grade notebooks from seniors and our essays in the same weekend(which would suck!!!) so we spent the period filling out those handouts that no one bothered to do during the actual presentations om grammar and shit. AVID was AVID average.... We dominated in Psyche (again) and I was being a total bitch for fun, but Vincent caught on... that dirty hoe then lunch came around and we fought like eagles and everyone has land on Patrick's face but me... **isolation sux** (Note to self buy drew spray on tan stuff) lunch was boring as hel and Patrick sneezed blood all over his notebook which Ms. Levens (aka slut) didn't appreciate very much.... Bio was fun my freshman friends stared in awe of my AWESOME BLOG and were like I want one too... jealous bitches. lol. then me and Patrick raced to Drew's house and I won. :) FACE! sun roofs are awesome... I think Patrick's mom thnks my mom os crazy tho... crazy and Rambo! crazy Rambo! that's her new name! then I got home and started this... I'm tired. I need a shower.

Gummy Bear indigestion = :(



Happy Early Khannukuh!

you know what bugs the hell out of me...

when people have gift registries at certain places. that's so fucking stupid to me....

my weekend...

friday0 turkey dinner ate like a machine, LOTS of people over, still a whole fucking turkey in my fridge...
saturday - RE 4, homework, mass effect, out of order.
sunday - more turkey, met someone really full of life...

P.S. my current fave song...

He can draw!!!

look what I made...

DAMN!!!!

these kids got moves...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY8nPB8BXh4&feature=related

The Similarities between Afghan and Japanese Culture.

1. We both love tea.
2. We both believe in Filal Piety or that hte male is the head of the nuclear familiar
3. we both LOVE Kotatsus
4. we both love really corny dramas.
5. We both pick out husbands for our daughters.

I want to learn to dance....

like this person... she's my hero...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGZRWq1-g6w

Holy crap, new Gorillaz is AWESOME!

go listen now or die!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=13700208

P.S. for those of you who don't know I'm a very big fan of the Gorillaz and LOVE their music to death....

I lied! I do love surprises!

My brother, **the black one** just surprised me by visiting us from Riverside! how cool! I wonder how long he's staying and if he vrought halo 3 or not?...



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It's only $1.6 trillion

WASHINGTON - The economic costs of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan are estimated to total $1.6 trillion — roughly double the amount the White House has requested thus far, according to a new report by Democrats on Congress' Joint Economic Committee.

The report, released Tuesday, attempted to put a price tag on the two conflicts, including "hidden" costs such as interest payments on the money borrowed to pay for the wars, lost investment, the expense of long-term health care for injured veterans and the cost of oil market disruptions.

The $1.6 trillion figure, for the period from 2002 to 2008, translates into a cost of $20,900 for a family of four, the report said. The Bush administration has requested $804 billion for the Iraq and Afghanistan wars combined, the report stated.

For the Iraq war only, total economic costs were estimated at $1.3 trillion for the period from 2002 to 2008. That would cost a family of four $16,500, the report said.

Future economic costs would be even greater. The report estimated that both wars would cost $3.5 trillion between 2003 and 2017. Under that scenario, it would cost a family of four $46,400, the report said.

The report, from the committee's Democratic majority, was not vetted with Republican members. Democratic leaders in Congress, including Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., seized on the report to criticize Bush's war strategy. The White House countered that the report was politically motivated.

"This report was put out by Democrats on Capitol Hill. This committee is known for being partisan and political. They did not consult or cooperate with the Republicans on the committee. And so I think it is an attempt to muddy the waters on what has been some positive developments being reported out of Iraq," said White House press secretary Dana Perino. "I haven't seen the report, but it's obvious the motivations behind it."

The report comes as the House and Senate planned to vote this week on another effort by Democrats to set a deadline for withdrawing troops from Iraq as a condition for providing another $50 billion for the war.

Reid said the report "is another reminder of how President Bush's stubborn refusal to change course in Iraq and congressional Republicans' willingness to rubber stamp his failed strategy — has real consequences at home for all Americans."

Perino, while acknowledging the dangers in Iraq, defended Bush's stance.

"Obviously it remains a dangerous situation in Iraq. But the reduction in violence, the increased economic capacity of the country, as well as, hopefully, some continued political reconciliation that is moving from the bottom up, is a positive trend and one that we — well, it's positive and we hope it is a trend that will take hold," Perino said.

Israel Klein, spokesman for the Joint Economic Committee, took issue with the White House's characterization of the panel's report.

"Instead of dealing with the substance of this report, the White House is once again trying to deflect attention away from the blistering costs of this war in Iraq," Klein said. "This report uses the nonpartisan CBO (Congressional Budget Office) budget estimates and was prepared by the JEC's professional economists using the same process this committee has always used, regardless of which party is in the majority."

However, the committee's top-ranking Republican members — Sen. Sam Brownback of Kansas and Rep. Jim Saxton of New Jersey — called on the Democratic leadership to "withdraw this defective report." A joint statement from the two Republican lawmakers said the report is a "thinly veiled exercise in political hyperbole masquerading as academic research."

White House Budget Director Jim Nussle accused Democrats of "trying to distort reality for political gain."

Oil prices have surged since the start of the war, from about $37 a barrel to well over $90 a barrel in recent weeks, the report said. "Consistent disruptions from the war have affected oil prices," although the Iraq war is not responsible for all of the increase in oil prices, the report said.

Still, the report estimated that high oil prices have hit U.S. consumers in the pocket, transferring "approximately $124 billion from U.S. oil consumers to foreign (oil) producers" from 2003 to 2008, the report said.

High oil prices can slow overall economic growth if that chills spending and investment by consumers and businesses. At the same time, high oil prices can spread inflation throughout the economy if companies decide to boost the prices of many other goods and services.

Meanwhile, "the sum of interest paid on Iraq-related debt from 2003 to 2017 will total over $550 billion," the report said. The government has to make interest payments on the money it borrows to finance the national debt, which recently hit $9 trillion for the first time.

The report was obtained by The Associated Press before its release. An earlier draft of the report, which also had been obtained by The AP, had put the economic cost of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars slightly lower, at $1.5 trillion.

"What this report makes crystal clear," said Joint Economic Committee Chairman Sen. Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., "is that the cost to our country in lives lost and dollars spent is tragically unacceptable." Rep. Carolyn Maloney, D-N.Y., the panel's vice chair, said of the Iraq war: "By every measure, this war has cost Americans far too much."

India is hella crazy!

proof:


Article:

Man in India Marries Dog to Atone for Stoning to Death Mating Canines

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

NEW DELHI — Selva Kumar had been hounded for 15 years by the memory of a horrible act he'd committed as a teenager.

As an 18-year-old he had stoned and clubbed to death two dogs he found engaged in mating. He then hung their carcasses from a tree.

That's when his personal suffering began.

"After that my legs and hands got paralyzed and I lost hearing in one ear," Kumar told the Hindustan Times newspaper.

Kumar, now 33 and living in the southern Indian district of Sivaganga, could no longer take the physical pain of the "dog curse," so he sought the advice of an astrologer.

Her cure for his maladies?

"Marry a dog."

Which is just what Kumar did on Sunday.

In a ceremony befitting a beautiful Indian bride, the bitch, a former 10-year-old stray named "Selvi," was bathed and dressed in a ceremonial orange sari with a garland of flowers adorning her neck. She was then brought to the temple in Tamil Nadu to be presented to Kumar by members of his family.

Kumar, sitting beside his bride, recited his marriage vows, declaring, "I will take care of it until its death." Then, the "couple" was declared married.

Deeply superstitious people in rural India sometimes organize weddings to dogs and other animals, believing it can ward off certain curses.

The Hindustan Times reported Kumar's family hosted a feast — while Selvi dined on a bun.

No word on where the couple would honeymoon or reside, or whether they had registered for gifts.

MY INPUT: Damn bestiality is hella weird. I mean who would marry a dog I mean you know the bitch is gonna die withing like 4 or 5 years tops anyways. That is, unless it(she?) runs away. would that be considered divorce? and plus how would you know if the dog would intentionally be committing adultery when you can't really ask her for her thoughts, now can you? And what would Kumar do if his wife attacked and killed a cow? stone her?

Damn it's hot!

ugh the day started out crapp-ily.
I awoke in Clara's**Clara is the codename I use for my super awesome cheetah print blanket that's fake mink. :)** warm embrace by my father bellowing out my name to wake my ass up for school. I looked at the time. Only 7. nice. That left enough time to get to Ms. Fallon's by like 7:10 and go over my group's handout with her. So since I wanted to save time by skipping breakfast I improvised by eating a fun size M&M's and Snicker's bar that I had got the day before at a mysterious 75% percent off sale yesterday. Which is mysterious because everyone knows that candy doesn't expire, at least not to me. :). As I got to the car I realized that I hadn't looked at myself in the mirror to check/fix my hair status. I had hella nappy hair. Oh well, I was too laz to go to a water fountain and pour water for the rest of the day so I officially declared today nappy headed hoe day. :). Of course I was the only one celebrating but still! So I got Ms. Fallon to look at my handout and got that done. So I went to meet up with da peeps and of course totally blasted my entrance in hopes that someone would notice me with my traditional, "Bitches be goin' crazy" call. Just as we got to the door of APUSH Patrick realized he left his books where we usually hang and ran back to get them while drew and aviva walked towards first and I walked into history. and GOD was it boring, I almost fell asleep**Again** and thankful Mr. Brown recognized that bcuz as I left he was telling some kid about how he didn't think his lecture went too well today. I'd agree considering I spent the entire class hour doing english homework that was due next period. In English we talked about our project, nothing exciting. AVID held just another tutorial. Psyche held another Jeopardy in which today's reward was candy and both people who sat in a vertical line behind me loved Dots as much as me so I gave them some of mine when I got a question right. We**the group** spent lunch at the "piano" aka death room. and to our surprise Danielle was there. AWKWARD. bitch hella kept to herself, and good riddance to her! Me Aviva and Tristan played the Vagina game in which we replaced words in movie titles with the word vagina. that was fun too. then lunch was over and Drew called Vincent's bitch ass and asked him why he didn't come to school and how he lost a bet with me because of it. then we all said our hellos and goodbyes **in a manner of speaking** then me and patrick went to math. HELLA boring once again. Then in Bio we got our quizzez back and lets just say I did better than I thought I would do... **14 out of 22 all guesses btw!** then I went to math to do a retake cuz yeah I'm bad at math get over it. and then michelle came in and asked about her phone, I guess she got caught, oh well... then I escaped and met up with my peeps and went home... and had candy for lunch. :) man I'm tired as hell... but no! must stay awake....

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ZOMG it's so late!

I really should be looking over hose damn lectures... anyways, I'll do a proper intro tomorrow. But for now I need to read! **and shower**



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