Thursday, January 17, 2008
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
I was made to make noise.
srsly that's my purpose in life. It's what I do best and it's something that will continue to haunt me for the rest of my life. I have an abnormally loud voice which I childishly blame on my ginormous Adam's apple(srsly tho it's huge.... lol huge). I can make farting sounds with like 4 different parts of my body and I consider it my "talent". Isn't that something? Some people are flexible, some can hold their breath underwater for a very long time, but all I can do is make noise, yippie kie yay. Oh and it helps that I love to sing too.
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Dang...
today started off with shit with me missing first period again but I compensated by inflicting self detention upon myself and spending my lunch break with Mr. Brown. Too bad today was the Faith Club's meeting! AWKWARD! It kind of scared me how pushy their guest speaker, like your sins won't be atoned for unless you convert bitches into Christianity. And Mr. Brown cursed again. and Ms. Levens has terrible memory she didn't even remember the "incident" that happened yesterday! and fuck this english project thing is taking wayy too fucking long!
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
Lol!
whoops. sorry patrick. In other news after a big talk about how materialism is bad... someone wants a new dinosaur jacket I see... ;) P.S. turning off Mac-books was never as hilarious as it was today in Biology! P.P.S. I WILL finish my damn literary terms list before tonight is over!
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Ronery Twats.
this is my blog so I'm gonna say whatever the fuck I want. I feel that I'm losing my identity in order to please those around me. And I don't want that. I mean how far am I willing to change to please someone? not that far. plus nothing can change the true me, the kid inside. I don't think I'll ever grow up. I mean look at my family my brother is 24 and we still mess around and make corny jokes like we're back in hawaii.... my Friends:
hate every aspect of me.
Want me to change in order to cater to their needs of what they want to see in a person.
are quite joyous whenever we play the William is Silent game.
Can't make sexual innuendo's for the life of them.
are starting to not like me for who I am.
Need to learn to grow the fuck up so what if I swear in your native tongue just bcuz it bugs you doesn't mean you can stop me(see title)
are the best people in the world.
Rant over!
:)
hate every aspect of me.
Want me to change in order to cater to their needs of what they want to see in a person.
are quite joyous whenever we play the William is Silent game.
Can't make sexual innuendo's for the life of them.
are starting to not like me for who I am.
Need to learn to grow the fuck up so what if I swear in your native tongue just bcuz it bugs you doesn't mean you can stop me(see title)
are the best people in the world.
Rant over!
:)
Music or Friends.
lately my friends aren't able to choose and its srsly pissing me off. school is a time for human interaction. Get all techy and shit when you go home to your own private abode.
I hate being ignored.
I hate being so selfish.
and yet, I love myself. :)
I hate being ignored.
I hate being so selfish.
and yet, I love myself. :)
Shoot 'Em Up!
Anyone who loves cheesy action movies should go see this film. Clive Owen's in it and plays the part of super human (but not a robot) badass pretty well. I like to think of it as kill bill meets sin city minus the plot but with a lot more corny jokes. the love interest of the film is pretty hot and almost gets burned in her cooch! all in all I give shoot 'em up an 8 out of ten due to SEVERE lack of plot/ back story for characters...
Thursday, January 3, 2008
New Years
as said by my friend. Aviva.
New Year's Eve was awesome, really awesome. Here's how it went.
Tristan and Michelle came early, so first we looked at Michelle's giant universe book gift, it's always fun watching her get eyegasms over pictures. Then she started playing some music on her guitar and stuff. Then Patty got there, we tried to figure out how to make his gummies light up. Then Drew and Vincent got there, and we tried to put Drew's action figure together. We were waiting for William to get there with his Wii, but William forgot to bring his wii, because he showered for the first time the whole break. Our friend is really gross, and doesn't know his anatomy (clitORis, phallic/phallis). Anyway, we all went outside for some group bonding. Tested my penis senses, which were pretty accurate, aside from Patty. Played some truth or dare.
Best Dare:
Patty kissing Vincent... Hahaha
I'd rather never have to lick William's ear again, it was slightly disturbing. Started a laugh circle (starting with Vincent, then Michelle?, then Tristan, Drew, me, Patty, William), but eventually it turned into word association. Then we just stared up at the stars and sang Tenacious D, Green Day, Queen, Beatles, and more. Finally we all got up, after I braided Patty's hair. Then we decided to walk to the park. We got William to try to keep quiet, and Vincent, Michelle and I kept coming up with innuendos, then Michelle and I kept describing our amazing sexual experiences to get him to break his silence to insert perverted comments, like always. Another attempt to get William to break his silence was Michelle and I see-saw swinging, we had William give us a starting push. Surprisingly, his first words were not sexual. After attempting to do slide orgies that didn't turn out that well since there were too many people and the slide was too small, we did extreme pin thingee fighting. Vincent dominated, but finally, I think it was Drew who beat him, then Michelle beat Drew. Then Michelle and I fought each other, and our boobs were very achey in the end since we were not shy in where we pushed. Then we started writing out each other's numbers in chalk by the rec. There is sitll a boob face there. We keep corrupting children's minds when we go to the park. We looked at the peace pole and tried reading what languages we knew on it. I think they misspelled one of the Hebrew words, but they probably did a lot of research, and I hardly know any Hebrew, so I'm probably wrong. Then we all held hands and started spinning really fast. First I lost William's hand, then Michelle's. Then I went flying, landed on my head, bounced, and landed on my head again. Was dead for awhile, then we walked home. William took an oath of silence again, and in spite of all the innuendos and such, we couldn't get him to speak. We watched tv for awhile, and William broke his oath about 10 minutes later, I don't rembember what he said though. We watched the ball drop then went outside to celebrate. After shooting confetti, and William stripping, (we hid his pants) then the rest of us lost the shirts, right when my mom came outside, just a bit awkward... But luckily we were able to blame William. Then we were about to go running aorund the neighborhood, and I dunnow how it happened, but I somehow flew out into the street, and skidded epically. You can see the damage in my profile picture. I went inside for some ice, then went outside to talk agian. Finally, we went inside again. I washed off the blood, but it still hurt alot. People's parents came, and they left. Then it was just Michelle, who had just discovered that she had left her bra in her pocket. I tried putting alcohol on my skid wounds, but couldn't handle it, so I had my mom take over. By the time it came to the shoulder, I was screaming Strawberry Fields Forever. We changed into our pajamas and I discovered that the worst of the epic skid was on my knee. Discussed what people did at sleepovers, since we were both so out of practice with a group of guy friends (who had begged my mom to be allowed to sleep over as well, but it was a lost cause). We settled on watching movies, and talking in the background. We watched international superhits for old time's sake. Then started to watch A Hard Day's Night, and conversed about how the Beatles were the greatest band in history. About halfway through though, we decided to go to sleep, around 3 in the morning, so we were awake for the Hawaiian new year. We woke up close to noon, and then I suddenly remembered my dream about dysfunctional wakeboarding offroad derbyness with cloth boards and cars without masturbation...very weird. Then we discussed how we hadn't eaten all year, she hadn't seen her mom all year, I hadn't been on the computer all year... and such. Then had waffles and oranges and cookies. After getting dressed, I discovered that jeans plus my knee wound were not a good mix, and also I couldn't hold anything from the scratches on my hand. We went out to take pictures anyway. Starting at Standley park, then walking all the way around the school tyring to find a way in. We got NOSTALGIC (Tristan) when we saw our old lunch spot, and laughed at the ridiculous banners hanging in the lunch area. Also the Jesus on the faith club sign... But it was completely locked up, so we went back to Standley, and continued walking to Spreckels, then to the end of Governor, and into the mini part of the canyon behind it. I got my "YES I'M SATISFIED" picture, and we saw these cool cabbagey things. But it was hot and we were feeling really tired and dead, and hangoverish. So we walked home, with only a few picture stops. Then Michelle called her mom to come get her.
It was an awesome thing though.
And if you weren't there, this note is probably pretty not funny to you.
If you were there, you probably cracked up for almost everything you were supposed to crack up at. (Preposition ending haha)
And if you're Michelle, then you did crack up for everything you were supposed to.
that about sums it up bcuz I'm WAYYY too lazy to say all of that in my own words..
P.S. to future self/ fans I spent this winter break playing Mass Effect(and last year playing Gears of War) lol trends?
New Year's Eve was awesome, really awesome. Here's how it went.
Tristan and Michelle came early, so first we looked at Michelle's giant universe book gift, it's always fun watching her get eyegasms over pictures. Then she started playing some music on her guitar and stuff. Then Patty got there, we tried to figure out how to make his gummies light up. Then Drew and Vincent got there, and we tried to put Drew's action figure together. We were waiting for William to get there with his Wii, but William forgot to bring his wii, because he showered for the first time the whole break. Our friend is really gross, and doesn't know his anatomy (clitORis, phallic/phallis). Anyway, we all went outside for some group bonding. Tested my penis senses, which were pretty accurate, aside from Patty. Played some truth or dare.
Best Dare:
Patty kissing Vincent... Hahaha
I'd rather never have to lick William's ear again, it was slightly disturbing. Started a laugh circle (starting with Vincent, then Michelle?, then Tristan, Drew, me, Patty, William), but eventually it turned into word association. Then we just stared up at the stars and sang Tenacious D, Green Day, Queen, Beatles, and more. Finally we all got up, after I braided Patty's hair. Then we decided to walk to the park. We got William to try to keep quiet, and Vincent, Michelle and I kept coming up with innuendos, then Michelle and I kept describing our amazing sexual experiences to get him to break his silence to insert perverted comments, like always. Another attempt to get William to break his silence was Michelle and I see-saw swinging, we had William give us a starting push. Surprisingly, his first words were not sexual. After attempting to do slide orgies that didn't turn out that well since there were too many people and the slide was too small, we did extreme pin thingee fighting. Vincent dominated, but finally, I think it was Drew who beat him, then Michelle beat Drew. Then Michelle and I fought each other, and our boobs were very achey in the end since we were not shy in where we pushed. Then we started writing out each other's numbers in chalk by the rec. There is sitll a boob face there. We keep corrupting children's minds when we go to the park. We looked at the peace pole and tried reading what languages we knew on it. I think they misspelled one of the Hebrew words, but they probably did a lot of research, and I hardly know any Hebrew, so I'm probably wrong. Then we all held hands and started spinning really fast. First I lost William's hand, then Michelle's. Then I went flying, landed on my head, bounced, and landed on my head again. Was dead for awhile, then we walked home. William took an oath of silence again, and in spite of all the innuendos and such, we couldn't get him to speak. We watched tv for awhile, and William broke his oath about 10 minutes later, I don't rembember what he said though. We watched the ball drop then went outside to celebrate. After shooting confetti, and William stripping, (we hid his pants) then the rest of us lost the shirts, right when my mom came outside, just a bit awkward... But luckily we were able to blame William. Then we were about to go running aorund the neighborhood, and I dunnow how it happened, but I somehow flew out into the street, and skidded epically. You can see the damage in my profile picture. I went inside for some ice, then went outside to talk agian. Finally, we went inside again. I washed off the blood, but it still hurt alot. People's parents came, and they left. Then it was just Michelle, who had just discovered that she had left her bra in her pocket. I tried putting alcohol on my skid wounds, but couldn't handle it, so I had my mom take over. By the time it came to the shoulder, I was screaming Strawberry Fields Forever. We changed into our pajamas and I discovered that the worst of the epic skid was on my knee. Discussed what people did at sleepovers, since we were both so out of practice with a group of guy friends (who had begged my mom to be allowed to sleep over as well, but it was a lost cause). We settled on watching movies, and talking in the background. We watched international superhits for old time's sake. Then started to watch A Hard Day's Night, and conversed about how the Beatles were the greatest band in history. About halfway through though, we decided to go to sleep, around 3 in the morning, so we were awake for the Hawaiian new year. We woke up close to noon, and then I suddenly remembered my dream about dysfunctional wakeboarding offroad derbyness with cloth boards and cars without masturbation...very weird. Then we discussed how we hadn't eaten all year, she hadn't seen her mom all year, I hadn't been on the computer all year... and such. Then had waffles and oranges and cookies. After getting dressed, I discovered that jeans plus my knee wound were not a good mix, and also I couldn't hold anything from the scratches on my hand. We went out to take pictures anyway. Starting at Standley park, then walking all the way around the school tyring to find a way in. We got NOSTALGIC (Tristan) when we saw our old lunch spot, and laughed at the ridiculous banners hanging in the lunch area. Also the Jesus on the faith club sign... But it was completely locked up, so we went back to Standley, and continued walking to Spreckels, then to the end of Governor, and into the mini part of the canyon behind it. I got my "YES I'M SATISFIED" picture, and we saw these cool cabbagey things. But it was hot and we were feeling really tired and dead, and hangoverish. So we walked home, with only a few picture stops. Then Michelle called her mom to come get her.
It was an awesome thing though.
And if you weren't there, this note is probably pretty not funny to you.
If you were there, you probably cracked up for almost everything you were supposed to crack up at. (Preposition ending haha)
And if you're Michelle, then you did crack up for everything you were supposed to.
that about sums it up bcuz I'm WAYYY too lazy to say all of that in my own words..
P.S. to future self/ fans I spent this winter break playing Mass Effect(and last year playing Gears of War) lol trends?
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