15 Year Old Boy Shot and Killed in Class Because He Was Gay

It's bad to kill gays mmkay? seriously you don;t see gay kids killing straight kids do you? Killing gays is like the new killing black people. People need to stop hating people based on sexuality. If a kids gay killing him won't change him, it will just kill him. We need to accept that gay people are here and we can do nothing about it(except kill them.. which is wrong....)

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Holy Chicken Nuggets!

today was insane! Mr. Brown wore tight ass khakis and was coming on to me. Ms. fallon crushed my dreams of college. My powerpoint, SUCKED. I fell asleep in math and Bio.... Krupens has Gall Bladder cancer. Swimming is awesome. Asians still know kamehameha, tanning is fun. I almost burned. Hasib's bitch ass woke me up. :) I couldn't wake up. :) 0 hours of sleep on sunday night thanks to APUSH essays. Extra juice. my room is hella messy. e-mails and such.

Are you serious?

http://www.nationalpost.com/news/canada/story.html?id=386912

What the eff! you can't sue teachers just because your kid is a lousy student! this pisses me off to the fullest degeree of being pissed off. Only because I SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF THIS FIRST! but no really, you can't sue teachers for destroying your kids self-esteem that's what they're there for and that's what they do best. They are supposed to help kids get ready for the real world, and that won't happen by giving your kid a sucker to make him feel better every time he fails a test or something. You aren't allowed to sue a teacher for giving you a bad grade; no matter how much effort(or lack thereof) you put into a class. If you feel your teacher is grading you unfairly TALK TO THEM on the first account too! their human and feel emotions too. DON'T come to the conclusion that just because you got an F in a class you're allowed to be a little whiny bitch about it and SUE your effing teacher. In conclusion, man up kids we all have to go through shitty teachers that's what makes us who we are. Plus if you have a shitty teacher wit ha friend you can both talk about how shitty he/she is. Just for the love of god don't sue them.

Ben Stiller's Tropic Thunder Full Trailer!

to be honest, meh. Bu then again maybe this will be the revival of Ben Stiller's career post Zoolander(sighs, what a great movie). We'll see. PLUS got Jack Black in it too! that's a plus!

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6 American Made 35 MPG Cars That Americans Can't Buy [pics]

Does this even matter anymore? I mean obviously we're running out of fuel so why don't just gradually switch to ethanol like Brazil already has? I mean sure SOME gas stations have Ethanol for sale but not all of them. I think the president should sign some bill making it law that each and every gas station in America sell Ethanol and that each and every car sold in America (after a certain deadline) be able to run on Ethanol.

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10 HARD Ways to Make Your Life Better

man if "living" takes up that much work than fuck it.

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This week was cuchoo.

So Monday started off with me coming into school late(again) and I told my mom to call in and say our car was having trouble starting as an excuse for us to be late. OF c course the car was fine but I just didn't want to be marked tardy. anyways they didn't buy it and guess what. I got detention(as well as death threats from Mr. Brown which caused me to keep my head down at all times during APUSH for hte rest of Monday)! cool! lol. kind of. well it would be my first time in detention. ever! I wanted to keep it secret from my friends cause I didn't think they really had a right to know about my... shame. But Cayla has a big mouth who blabbed about it to Harsha who blabbed about it to Aviva who blabbed about it to me, in which case I figured the jig was up and told everybody I had detention. Oh well. So after school I went to the mini theater like I was supposed to and the atmosphere was pretty chill, 'cept for the loud regulars but they didn't bother me that much. Anyways all I have to say about detention is that like every girl in there is hot!!! and the room itself is deathly quiet and I couldn't concentrate on Invisible Man cuz I was too sleepy so I just sat there for 40 minutes and then it was over, no biggie.

Tuesday was the first day I cut class and that was fun. well not really, but yeah really. So I woke up late again. like exactly at 7:30 I was like shit late again, and since I didn't wanna face Brown I tried to weasel out of it but mom was like no you're going to school. But then it turns out that my sister took the car out last night to a friends house and wasn't back yet. aka I couldn't go to school. but I didn't want to spend another minute in that house with my parents so I just told them I'd walk. Which I did. but shits for me I wore my bouncy ass running shoes so even when I walked slow I still arrived at school by 8:00 aka 30 minutes left of APUSH aka I could still go to class but nah Mr. Brown would literally kill me. So I just sat in front of the bushes that you get to once you walk up from the stoplight. While sitting there paranoid as fuck I worked on my Invisible Man journal. I didn't want to wander in the school bcuz it was inevitable that within those 30 minutes SOMEONE would ask me for an ID card or a pass of which I had neither. So as I was sitting there being paranoid time passed and at around 8:20 some bitch and her daughter*who I presumed would tell on me** and some senior who I knew(dane) passed by and while I trusted Dane with keeping my secret hidden I didn't trust that mom bitch so I just wondered if I could crash at Ms. Stanley's till 2nd period but that might have gotten her in trouble and she might've gotten mad at me. and I knew that I couldn't go to the library due to the fuckin' CAHSEEs being done. but I went anyways found some blonde bitch telling dem sphomores(and retarded juniors and seniors) about the test. backed out of there immediately and went back to plan B hide in the bathroom. which worked. Told Patrickm laughed about it, moved on.

Things I don't get.

American Consumerism – I do get why latest and greatest is the best; For ONE item of significance to you. But Come on if you need to “upgrade” everything in your house every 6th months then I feel that you really are turning into an American consumer market whore. A wise saying my brother once told me “If it ain’t broke don’t fix it”. And like where does the crap they get rid of go? Do these rich people seriously just throw it away or is it like going ot charity or people who need it(like me!) etc.

Hannah Montana – She’s teenage jailbait who can sing. Yay! But for realz this bitch thinks she’s the one man spice girl army. Bitch needs to recognize that fame dies with age and her cute routine will only last so long. But still what is America’s fascination with this experimental young teenager? She’s not animated, she doesn’t give away free candy at her concerts. Maybe it’s the belief that people can be just like her? Maybe that’s why we worship all of our idols; because we know that they at one point were at the same spot we were in our lives and if they could hit it big so could we. Oops I think I just solved my own problem.

My future – My parents still haven’t made their mind yet as to whether their gonna follow me into college and its eating me from the inside out! Because if I get into UCSD we’ll have no reason to move from the shitty house we live in now and if I get into, say, UCLA then I’ll no reason to rejoice because I’ll probably be “rooming” with my parents anyways. God why can’t they just let it(me) go, I mean I know I’m their last child… but still…. I mean I can’t even dream of the day I’ll be able to escape the clutches of my parents because I honestly don’t know when that day is going to come! I mean fuck even in marriage they’ll probably be breathing down my back. Wait I have an idea if I can go to college in an area that THEY find unsuitable but fits me then they won’t want to follow me! Yes! Okay so.. Seattle is a maybe because they hate the rain and it always rains there. New York is also a maybe if I can somehow find $200,000 by next year (for room and board)

Bottled Water – Is like the epitome of snootiness. I mean it’s become something people carry around to look cool instead of actually DRINKING the water. But then again if I paid $1.50 for my water I wouldn’t want to waste it much either. But then again! I wouldn’t be caught dead paying for something that I can get for free!(ahem music ahem) but bottled water is turning into the Starbucks of the health-conscious generation, and I guess I would catch the drift if someone would just explain to me how bottled water is any better for you than tap water.

Pretentious Anti-Establishment People – Get over it! Seriously! So your economy sucks and you hate your country. THEN MOVE! No one is forcing you to stay in your current house under these current rules that seem to piss you off so much.

Ugh I’m sorry for this little rant but I felt I had to get my point across

No (Dumb) Kids Left Behind.

So today I heard a story that seriously pissed me off. My friend was denied his right of education! Now see Ms. Stanley when you talked about how other people’s moods can be transferred onto yourself I didn’t believe you…. Until today! So my friend Stephen has his articulation with his counselor today and not only did his counselor treat him like ass he also denied Stephen the right to learn! So the story goes that Stephen went into his articulation upon Mr. Felix’s request and when he arrived low and behold Mr. Felix was there eating pizza and talking to his wife on the phone. Mr. Felix didn’t have the manners to put either his food or phone down when Stephen walked into his office. Anyways upon seeing his schedule Mr. Felix would casually say no to Stephen’s classes as he checked them off, while still talking to his effing wife! Now I can understand if this was some kind of emergency or something but if not, then this guys a jackass. Anyways any attempt Stephen attempt to defend his classes were cast in futility as Mr. Felix would just NOT let Stephen TRY the difficult classes he had chosen for himself, as a result the only AP class he’s taking next year is gonna be AP Psychology. But still the thing that got to me most about this story was the injustice of this school’s(or maybe just Mr. Felix) difficulty scale. I mean just because Stephen is in “regular” classes this year does not mean he can’t TRY to tackle AP classes next year. What do they think its for his best interest because he’ll die under the pressure? Well good! That’s a lesson he’ll teach himself…. If he EVER gets the chance to prove his worth! I’m betting if a smart kid were to apply for those same classes Mr. Felix wouldn’t give them a second glance, so why is then, that when “dumb” kids apply for higher classes they are chastised and treated like kindergartener’s who might get a boo-boo in their brains if they take any hard classes next year. Ugh, I’m so betting this is illegal, you can’t DENY a persons right to education, ESPECIALLY if he has met the criteria(grades, age) required to take a class, AND his teacher from this year have signed him off too. I mean his teachers wouldn’t sign him off if they didn’t believe in him right? Man this is so unjust.

Catch malaria — and get $4,000

I always thought that those extreme medical testing scenarios where people are put into large transparent cylindrical tubes and then observed at by scientists were a piece of fiction. Turns out I was wrong! To be honest this is kinda cool, I mean what ELSE are you gonna do when you are in DESPERATE need of money? but then again crack addicts are probably gonna jump all over this. BUT THEN AGAIN! those crack addicts might not have the immune system needed to test out this drug so basically the scientists are looking for people who want to make a quick dollar(or 4,000) and hobos. Anyways lets take a look deeper into this. My stance on being tested for medical purposes - Hey, you know what, its your body and I have no right to say what the hell you put in there so you GO ahead and inject those mystery needles and take those pills, because you know what. You can. Just don't come crying to me about that third arm or 8th pinky toe in a few years because I'll have no sympathy for ya. Would I do it? - In a heartbeat! Of course they already have a cure for malaria so of course this isn't going to be fatal or anything so why not help science "expand" its knowledge of malaria by selling myself. I mean if it has no negative side effects I don't see the problem.

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Why DInosaurs are awesome

Admit it, you love dinosaurs. At one point or another you thought how effing awesome it would be to ride one of those sons of bitches to school and or have one as a pet. You imagined you'd be the coolest kid on the block challenging other kids to race bikes. Only instead of a bike you had a tyrannosaurs rex. You imagined sicking your Velociraptors on your sister and or other people who annoyed you and then laughing and saying hahahaha gotcha! That's why growing up my favorite toys were always miniature dinosaur models and Jurassic Park was like my favorite movie of all time. (until Godzilla came out and I pissed my pants out of excitement to see that). But yeah Dinsosaurs.... Godzilla.... awesomeness... but srsly tell me you DIDN'T watch this scene in awe and I will give you a cookie.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrfDZ3XUiSA

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SATs

So I spent my Friday night "studying" for my SATs by first going to supercuts. that already sounds bad. So we(my sister and I) are at supercuts and she's getting her hair did(aka getting her bangs cut) and I'm just sitting there reading my SAT book when all of a sudden when her name was called meaning it was her turn a guy who was sitting next to me was like. Where are you from. He looked persian so I thought it would be okay to tell him(persians love to meet other persians from their same country of origin. They think that if their from the same place they should automatically be friends) and turns out he was from Iran. So I was like cool(stalker) and went back to work. sooner than later my sister was done and we left Supercuts... for Ulta. To now get my sister's newly cut bangs straightened. Since Ulta employees are incompetent and my sister is too nice we went BACK to Supercuts where she straightened her hair herself. And then like 10 seconds after we left Supercuts who was following us but Mr. Iran himself. We were hella being stalked. So after that escapade we went to UCSD and as we were parking in some parking structure we were being followed some OTHER people who we assumed was the Iranian guy again but then the car parked and we were safe. And then we parked on like the roof level of the parking garage concrete thing and I started making earthquake jokes and my sister got scared and we went on the elevator(which was thankfully in operation). And so we walked to Geiselle Library found out it was closed (it looked scary as hell too) and so we went ot ostudy in a lounge. but some asians were there and we're being hella loud and annoying so after 15 minutes we left. And then we made fun of them. Silly asian girls think that by laughing like harajouko girls they are "cute" they're not. And then we passed by what had to have been the lamest college party to ever exist. It was like some sophisticated "get together" in a ballroom. LAME! then we tried going to the bookstar in costa verde but there were hella no chairs for us to sit on so we went to the Barnes and Noble in Mira Mesa again zero chairs so we did what any intellectual would do in a time of need. We went to In-n-out. And I didn't want anything bcuz I recently got some kind of tone on my abs but my sister forced me to share her fries and she ordered me a chocolate milkshake. bitch. and then like 30 afghans came to there and we were like shit afghans(their dads are probably at our house right now). So then we decided that since we had nothing better to do we'd see a movie so we went to see Jumper but it wasn't playing until 10:45 so then we watched be Kind Rewind(which was kind of dull) from 9:45 until 10:45 at which point we watched the worst movie I have ever seen. Then we went home and I slept.

The next morning I keyed the number 0 off of my ID card to make it look like it could pass for 11 cause I didn't find my most recent ID card and then we left to find the SAT place. too bad we went to the wrong lot! (oops) then we found it and I told my dad to wait in case they didn't accept my ID and I had to go home. Anyways I took the test and it wasn't THAT bad but I just know to work on my understanding of lines and triangles for next time and some vocab.... and then I went home and crashed. yay!

Prostitution has gotten so easy.

seriously with sites like cragislist and now Sugardaddy.com it's never been EASIER! to get a hoe/ or bitch(whatever you prefer to call them) Thanks to craigslist you can find local hoes with phone number provided to come to your house and fuck you. I gues the same applies to sugar daddy but I guess sugar daddy has more selection and variety as well as listing some in'er'esting facts about the hoe herself. like marital status and money. I mean whatever happened to the days where we physically had to get into our automobiles drive to the slums and pick out some ugly bitch from a herd of sheep. Nowadays technology has made even SEX (the only aspect we thought we COULDN'T get out of technology) possible! so ummm does that mean that we'll soon be seeing hoes we used to be seeing on street corners hitting up the internet cafes due to lack of business?

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