Damn it Judd Apatow it looks like you have another hit on your hands. For those of you who don't know who Judd Apatow is, he's the guy who made Superbad and Knocked Up(and I think Dewey Cox and Semi-Pro but I am unsure on that) Anyways he's one of Hollywood's most aspiring up and coming directors/producers. Basically anything he touches turns into cinema gold. His loyal fan-base is basically made up of males ranging in age from 16 - 32. That's what makes him so cool. His movies(for the most part) have universal appeal to any guy out there. Anyways the premise of this film seems to be cool, guys sees murder while high and is being hunted down by mob boss. We'll see where it goes.
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Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Sunday, February 24, 2008
You know your Afghan when....
Sudafed is the number one cure for any sickness, no questions asked. I SAID NO QUESTIONS NOW SWALLOW THE FUCKING PILL.
When we know guests are coming over our homes must be as clean as if a British Nanny recently went to town.
Tea is best served with everything. Including itself.
Fuck Educamacation that's what we have like 12 kids for.
You know you've hit it big when people call you by the title of your business. Example: of look their goes the Pizza Shop owner! and look here comes the owner of (insert local hookah bar name here) look smart and maybe he'll give you discount!
Your kid has at some point in their life played a Halo game.
The only future you see for your kid is to be either an Engineer or a Doctor.
You watch Ariana T.V.
You've cried at the end of some indian movie.
Your t.v. sucks.
Your oven is never NOT in use.
Don't ask where it came from, just eat it.
Christmas = no. :(
You're taking like 12 different types of pills.
You only NEED to take 11 diffrent types of pills. ;)
You have a hairy ass.
You have family in Europe.
You hate EVERY race/ethnicity but your own.
If there is a way to get around paying for something you WILL find it.
Mexican candy is THE SHIT! (No matter how much lead is in it.)
The only CDs you have in your car play indian music.
Speaking of cars, your's probably still has a cassette player in it to play classics that you saved from "the mother country"
You think Pakistani's are icky.
You don't trust Jews. (Except with your taxes)
Rambo 3 is your favorite american movie of all time only because it took place in Afghanistan.
Your wedding will be VERY LOUD and has already been planned out by your parents.
Your future wife/husband will be VERY LOUD and has already been planned out for you by your parents.
Your computer still has a 56k jack in it somewhere...
Deodarant? What's that?
(applies to san diego only) You've been to the Crystal Ballroom for someting or other AT LEAST 20 times. (end)
You don't see why white people make a big deal over owning a "persian rug" you have like 20 of them.
YOur freezer is full of meat.
Speeding is okay.
Red lights mean go faster.
When the police pull you over you pretend to not know english.
You have at one point or other been in possession of satan sheets.
You hate Russians.
When you get into a car accident it's ALWAYS the other person's fault.
Wal-Mart is a family adventure; Costco too.
When we know guests are coming over our homes must be as clean as if a British Nanny recently went to town.
Tea is best served with everything. Including itself.
Fuck Educamacation that's what we have like 12 kids for.
You know you've hit it big when people call you by the title of your business. Example: of look their goes the Pizza Shop owner! and look here comes the owner of (insert local hookah bar name here) look smart and maybe he'll give you discount!
Your kid has at some point in their life played a Halo game.
The only future you see for your kid is to be either an Engineer or a Doctor.
You watch Ariana T.V.
You've cried at the end of some indian movie.
Your t.v. sucks.
Your oven is never NOT in use.
Don't ask where it came from, just eat it.
Christmas = no. :(
You're taking like 12 different types of pills.
You only NEED to take 11 diffrent types of pills. ;)
You have a hairy ass.
You have family in Europe.
You hate EVERY race/ethnicity but your own.
If there is a way to get around paying for something you WILL find it.
Mexican candy is THE SHIT! (No matter how much lead is in it.)
The only CDs you have in your car play indian music.
Speaking of cars, your's probably still has a cassette player in it to play classics that you saved from "the mother country"
You think Pakistani's are icky.
You don't trust Jews. (Except with your taxes)
Rambo 3 is your favorite american movie of all time only because it took place in Afghanistan.
Your wedding will be VERY LOUD and has already been planned out by your parents.
Your future wife/husband will be VERY LOUD and has already been planned out for you by your parents.
Your computer still has a 56k jack in it somewhere...
Deodarant? What's that?
(applies to san diego only) You've been to the Crystal Ballroom for someting or other AT LEAST 20 times. (end)
You don't see why white people make a big deal over owning a "persian rug" you have like 20 of them.
YOur freezer is full of meat.
Speeding is okay.
Red lights mean go faster.
When the police pull you over you pretend to not know english.
You have at one point or other been in possession of satan sheets.
You hate Russians.
When you get into a car accident it's ALWAYS the other person's fault.
Wal-Mart is a family adventure; Costco too.
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Amazing Field Trip.
So today we went on a field trip to watch those plays which won the playwriting project from last year.(sadly no one from our schools won) After Ashley and I found a place to hide her binder from the Madden kids and her other classes etc etc, we went outside and SURPRISE SURPRISE who did we see walking around like a turret... Cathy!!! We were fucking terrified out of our minds cuz we didn't want her to know that we were coming cuz then she would glue onto us for the rest of the day and not give us a second to ourselves(it's what she does. so we like hid behind the mob of kids. but then saw her go into a separate car and leave, thus we were safe! phew! We found Michelle and talked to her and eventually found out way onto the bus, we sat like in the middle and next to Michelle; thus we were pretty chatty on our way to the theater... kind of. but the flipping bus driver loved Z90.3(radio station) which isn't all that bad except that it was all commercials! and he played it so loud too!
Anyways we arrived at Horton Plaza(It;s really nice) and were IMMEDIATELY struck with fear that Cathy would find us. As we were shepherded into the pit of doom(the theater) I saw the eyes of the devil! cathy straight up looked RIGHT into my eyes. and I yelled GUACAMOLE! and Ashley got it but apparently Michelle didn't and continued on walking while me and Ashley stalled and let the crowd gather at the bottom of the pit. thankfully ht crowd was soon in motion and we found Michelle and Cathy was nowhere to be seen. Yes!
Once again more shepherding into the bowels of the theater and for some reason a crowd was gathered outside the main entrance to the physical theater itself. my hypotheses is that they were waiting for friends but still if your gonna do that then move out da way then bitches. We were given programs with the winning plays title's and writers listed.
Oh yeah and Michelle found Cathy way in the corner and she was looking at us like an air headed falcon.
The first play was a retarded piece of shit about cats.
(Insert intermission in which the three of us RAN THE FUCK out of the theater at top speed to avoid Cathy and those backstabbing hoes hella ran into the girls bathroom! i was like shit! It's cool tho I played it chill and just busted out my sisters i-pod(stolen, :P) and listened to some metallica COMPLETELY ignoring Cathy once we inevitably arrived and started pestering me about the location of Ashley and Michelle in which case I played true to our unspoken deal of avoiding her and lied and said I didn't know. BITCH stuck to me like Velcro cuz she know(thought) they would come back to me. **they never did, :P* eventually she left somewhere I thought I might as well save our seats. LOW AND BEHOLD WHO IS WAITING FOR ME ONCE I RETURN BUT MY HOES!
The second play was a hilarious retarded piece of shit about Borat in an apartment
The last play was a retarded piece of shit about slutty teenagers in Hawaii.
Then the fun began as we sprinted as fast as we could've out of the theater and up the stairs, we were I kid you not the first people outside and we RAN the fuck outside of the Bowl of doom and right INTO Sam Goody! **where I bought my Grindhouse and Kurt Cobain posters. :P** then after I bought them it was time for the girls to decide where we were going. This ended up being nowhere in particular. We lollygagged around for mall for a few hours met Matteo along the way. Matteo tagged along which was cool. We went into Clares( a total chick store) and they had their Hannah Montana merchandise kept under lock and key! What the hell! Anyways matteo bought an earring and got a second-hand ear piercing from Michelle. Anyways lunch came and went nothing special. But when it was time to leave I got in this big rush thinking about being like the last kids there whne it turns out I was leading my group the wrong way and the busses wouldn’t arrive for another 15 minutes. But we WERE the last ones to check in. so hah!
Anyways we arrived at Horton Plaza(It;s really nice) and were IMMEDIATELY struck with fear that Cathy would find us. As we were shepherded into the pit of doom(the theater) I saw the eyes of the devil! cathy straight up looked RIGHT into my eyes. and I yelled GUACAMOLE! and Ashley got it but apparently Michelle didn't and continued on walking while me and Ashley stalled and let the crowd gather at the bottom of the pit. thankfully ht crowd was soon in motion and we found Michelle and Cathy was nowhere to be seen. Yes!
Once again more shepherding into the bowels of the theater and for some reason a crowd was gathered outside the main entrance to the physical theater itself. my hypotheses is that they were waiting for friends but still if your gonna do that then move out da way then bitches. We were given programs with the winning plays title's and writers listed.
Oh yeah and Michelle found Cathy way in the corner and she was looking at us like an air headed falcon.
The first play was a retarded piece of shit about cats.
(Insert intermission in which the three of us RAN THE FUCK out of the theater at top speed to avoid Cathy and those backstabbing hoes hella ran into the girls bathroom! i was like shit! It's cool tho I played it chill and just busted out my sisters i-pod(stolen, :P) and listened to some metallica COMPLETELY ignoring Cathy once we inevitably arrived and started pestering me about the location of Ashley and Michelle in which case I played true to our unspoken deal of avoiding her and lied and said I didn't know. BITCH stuck to me like Velcro cuz she know(thought) they would come back to me. **they never did, :P* eventually she left somewhere I thought I might as well save our seats. LOW AND BEHOLD WHO IS WAITING FOR ME ONCE I RETURN BUT MY HOES!
The second play was a hilarious retarded piece of shit about Borat in an apartment
The last play was a retarded piece of shit about slutty teenagers in Hawaii.
Then the fun began as we sprinted as fast as we could've out of the theater and up the stairs, we were I kid you not the first people outside and we RAN the fuck outside of the Bowl of doom and right INTO Sam Goody! **where I bought my Grindhouse and Kurt Cobain posters. :P** then after I bought them it was time for the girls to decide where we were going. This ended up being nowhere in particular. We lollygagged around for mall for a few hours met Matteo along the way. Matteo tagged along which was cool. We went into Clares( a total chick store) and they had their Hannah Montana merchandise kept under lock and key! What the hell! Anyways matteo bought an earring and got a second-hand ear piercing from Michelle. Anyways lunch came and went nothing special. But when it was time to leave I got in this big rush thinking about being like the last kids there whne it turns out I was leading my group the wrong way and the busses wouldn’t arrive for another 15 minutes. But we WERE the last ones to check in. so hah!
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