JM's room...

smells nice unlike mine, which reeks of afghan! lol. hmmm what to do what to do... I wish I could tell you how him and his posse sounded but I'm too busy drowing them out with MSI and stuff....

Watch this!

it's my hands!

So today.....

was fucking incredible! and I'm still full of chocolate!**and sugar!**
I woke up at like 6:50 Am **VERY early for myself** and before Clara could eat me again in her loving grasp I repented her and pushed her away! That dirty whore. So I just like sat on my bed for like 5 mintues not doing anything but fighting conciousness. Eventually I was like no FUCK IT and I just got up and got my shit together. I found my glasses put my RYLA paperwork into my backpack and told me dad lets head out. but then he was like wear a jacket and I was like no and he was like we're not leaving until you wear a jacket so I was liek fine! so i go upstairs to change and I realize I've bene wearing the same shirt two days in a row and today would mark day three so i was like fuck that and changed into a more festive shirt. sadly I didn't remmeber to wear my afghanistan t-shirt bcuz it was so early in the morning. So i just wore my shirt from morocco. then he was like you can't leave until you put your socks on and then I figured since we were walkign to costa verde anyways I didn't want to do it in flip flops so I wore my socks... on the way out I figured that I wouldn't eat that much today so I grabbed one of our bigass costco chocolate muffins and left. the car was freezing! but oh well. beauty is pain bi-otch! I write my note to Ms MArtinez in order to get my psp back from her in thecar and make it sound pretty profesional and shit and then have my dad sign it in the parking lot behind ms. veahrs old room....

So on the way to the attendence office I drop off my oreos in ms. fallons room and then drop off my RYLA shit to Ms. HArding. I can't let this oppurtunity slip! so yeah, after wards I meet up with hte homiez and like noo ne is there! its only like drew and michelle and aviva. **apparantly Tristan is in some alien land called Florida....** so then I help aviva find someone ot interview and then the bell rings and since we got nothing better to do we make our way to first period...

Fuck APUSH was the worst today Mr. Brown went coo-coo-cachoo by having us listen to his lecture on the day before break. crazy mofo. and then we watched a video on slavery... depresing... but it got better in second period!

We had a blast in second period. We gave Ms. Fallon her present **A gift card for some baby store** and filled up two whole trash bags of trash... like to the brim... I ate... one cupcake, 1 donut, 3 oreos, 1 mini brownie, 1 mini piece of mini cofee cake, and some awesome rice... but while I was going to the rice I totally let some napkins fall and then I put them back hoping no one saw**but they did**.... **but oh well** Oh yeah and I gulped(I hate any word involving food that starts with a g i.e. glutton, gut, etc etc) it all down wit some medium cold pepsi. yum. Oh yea hand me and ashley totally sand ns*ync and or backstreet boys and or ace of base.. I forgot!

then in period 3 we had a party but I didn't eat anything** and just like period 2 no one ate my brownies** so me, gilbert, kate, and marjyre, took HELLA pictures!
see:



In period 4 we decided to throw out party at Costa Verde so we walked and it was cool. Me and JM(John Milktoast) sand whatever songs came to our head at the moment as well as joining Jaron and David in whatever songs they were singing too! all was good. Oh yeah and I made Lisa my pimp daddy. :) or is it the other way around I'm not sure. anyways I watched Ethan JM and Tyler chow on lunch while I sat and chatted it up with them.(my tummy wwas full of sugar ande shit) then JM myself and Tyler played the Penis game(and talking about Superbad which DOESN'T suck.... that much)(.. Ethan wandered off somewhere...) anyways just as we got into Bristol Farms looking for some free samples we realized it was time to leave and we(the kids) were all present



we totally had a party and gave Ms. Fallon her gift. a giftcard to a baby store! yay!

Mr. Brown stalking me.

Al Gore

needs to shut the fuck up. we get it already earth is melting. now please shut the fuck up. no one cares anymore your 15 minutes of fame are over!

The things that made 2007 suck....

southern california fires - over 1,200 families without homes! lame!
Virginia Tech Shooting - what did those kids ever do to deserve that?
mother teresa gave up on god? wtf!?:

global warming!

Things that made 2007 great....

Youtube - for helping me waste countless hours of fun
Harry Potter - We will always miss you.
The Chinese lead toy recall - lol dem silly azns be trying to poison us! but no! we're too smart for that! and yet we're drinking water with flouride in it?!

Mother fucking iPhone - for revolutionizing the phone industry as we know it.
Ninendo Wii - cuz I gots one bi-otch!
That plane that carried nukes on its wings - lol just goes to show how vigilant we are in airport safety, no?
J.K. Rowlings shamless publicity - aka Dumbledore being gay...
Amy Winehouse - nuff said!
In Rainbows - Srsly great album
perez hilton - damn that guys funny!

The Twitchy Eyed Geisha....

So yesteday I was told to finish my homework before I went to volunteer at my mosque because I was being forced into going to some people's house right after mosque to geisha my face off. but before I get there lets talk about today.... Omfg APUSH was srsly the boringest it's been in a long long time and of couse I picked the seat right in the middle of class so Mr. Brown was totally staring me down today thus making it THAT MUCH HARDER to fall asleep... shit I gotta finish my concept map I'll finish this when I get home**after I edit Babel to cater to my tastes,,,**

WWOMH

gamble, superstition, Hedonist, sex, music, party, UCSB....

I wonder....

what life is like as a plant? I mean you don't feel any emotion and all you do in life is grow! so no one can ridicule you right?

WWOMH

Falling Leaves - Essay - (find) Congo) - Math - Read Psyche - APUSH

Ashy Feet!

I have them! what the hell! I thought only old people got ashy feet! what's wrong with me! god! I think its the fact that all I have been wearing throughout this freezing winter season is sandals. Maybe if I wore my shoes my feet would sweat more and they would be more moist? thus not ashy?

stanky stank!

EAR WAX! TRY IT YOU KNOW YOU WANNA! once after I dug who knows what out of my ear lodbe I went to go scratch a zit beneath my nose... as I inhaled(through my nose of course) I caught a good long wiff of ear wax residue... not pleasant smelling stuff...

hey wait! does this mean I have shit for brains?

tee-hee!

Stinky....

Pen ink! pen ink reeks! I wonder what secret magical formula is in it to make it smell so bad... but yeah add pen ink to my list of things that smell bad. It kinda smells like melted plastic.

you know what else smells?

the inside of your belly button! dig in your pinky finer and pull out and tell me what it smells like!

New segment: Whats Wriiten on my Hand. aka WWH!!!

todays message of the hand is:
front: pray
palm: blood adam

On smelly stuff....

how come when you buy gummy bears from Henry's the bears themselves don't smell like gummy bears and smell... "bad" but when you taste them they taste totally okay? this reminds me of that special deature on the USpersize me DVD where it showed what happened to mcdonalds fires after 11 weeks... absolutely nothing. makes you wonder how old those gummy bears are anyways, huh? Shit i totally slept through the victoria's secret fashion show. lame! oh well patrick recorded it. lol. ooo I think I will do a rundown of my friends later on this week. keep it here for details. :).

I didn't know it snowed in afghanistan! lol lucky!

www.ecyclopediadrammatica.com

for a god laugh head there.

Friends can be so...

Silly! lol. umm damn english studying is lame but I have an 87 percent which is damn good considering its Ms. Fallon! She grades hella crazy! Fuck in 5 and a half hours I have to go to APUSH :(. Ohhh I heard from someone in period 3 that Mr. Brown totally dissed Mr. Burketts style of DBQ's and that the entire left side of the room(who had Mr. Burkett last year) got HELLA quiet.
Don't you hate it when teachers expect you to copy down what their saying as their saying it? we're not all aspiring **insert whatever you call those people who work at courthouses and write down what everyone says** you know!
don't you hate it when people don't trust your links that you send them! I mean sure I have a reputation of being a total sleeze-bag. (Which I take in stride!) but like I'm not mean or anything. Like I won't trick you into clicking into a virus or anything dirty or shit like that. that's only for immature people who are like lol penis! lemme send this to my friends and get a kick out of it!


Oh yeah P.S.
this is awesome. :)

Today in Biology

I did nothing. Oh boy tonights the Victoria Secret Fashion Show! can't wait! buahh!! oh and patrick has a lot of ice cream! yay! but what if I turn lactose intolerant by saturday?

P.S. my freshman friends can't even stand the DEFINITION of thet word goatse, imagine if they saw it for themselves....

so yeah I'm outtie for now I need to go home and SLEEP!

P.P.S. did you know you can blog from school?

You know what really smells?

Underneath your nails... especially toe nails.. I just clipped my to nails and held my face to close to my foot and got a good whiff of Foot Ass Stench....

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Now playing: System Of A Down - War
via FoxyTunes

Ugh Manic Mondays....

suck!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAiwrWUSJ3Q
**make sure that song is playing in the background as you read this**

but yeah the day started crappily, like my dad woke me up at like 7:00 and was like it's too late to go t oschool you shouldn't go to school your sister needs to go to school in a half an hour later... I groaned and said okay... I thought I was off the hook.... but then my mom woke up... she went beserk! she was like if someone put a needle in her foot or something... anyway I was too scared NOT to go to school so i did... and things didn't get better from there on out... I arrived at school generally early but not as early as I've been before (7:10)and like no one was there. Then aviva got there and started acting like a retarded flamingo, which i promptly told her she looked like.... sometime later Patrick arrived and we were all one retarded happy family.. oh and we saw Cathy too but looked away... lol... omg APUSH was sooo fucking boring today... so I decided to spend my time productively by not listening ot Mr. Brown's boring ass lecture and instead finish my AP Psyche journal due during period 4, :P and I did! I finished it with 10 minutes to spare! Now lemme just tell you that while i was writing my journal I was perky as hell but afterwards... in those 10 minutes.... nothing felt more inviting than my warm blanket and a nice soft pillow.... BEEP freedom, for now period 2 oh shit our essays our due like on Thursday right? and I didn't even get an outline or anything done yet! shit! Within the first 10 minutes we learned that they weren't due until next Tuesday! score! thank god for lazy teachers who don't want to grade notebooks from seniors and our essays in the same weekend(which would suck!!!) so we spent the period filling out those handouts that no one bothered to do during the actual presentations om grammar and shit. AVID was AVID average.... We dominated in Psyche (again) and I was being a total bitch for fun, but Vincent caught on... that dirty hoe then lunch came around and we fought like eagles and everyone has land on Patrick's face but me... **isolation sux** (Note to self buy drew spray on tan stuff) lunch was boring as hel and Patrick sneezed blood all over his notebook which Ms. Levens (aka slut) didn't appreciate very much.... Bio was fun my freshman friends stared in awe of my AWESOME BLOG and were like I want one too... jealous bitches. lol. then me and Patrick raced to Drew's house and I won. :) FACE! sun roofs are awesome... I think Patrick's mom thnks my mom os crazy tho... crazy and Rambo! crazy Rambo! that's her new name! then I got home and started this... I'm tired. I need a shower.

Gummy Bear indigestion = :(



Happy Early Khannukuh!